BULL GARLINGTON

THE RIGHT WORDS.
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
AT THE RIGHT TIME.

Award-winning copywriter & creative strategist
available for white-label and direct work with content agencies.

Let's Work Together.

COLLABORATE CONFIDENTLY

Bull partners with content marketing agencies to deliver polished, persuasive copy for B2B, professional, and corporate audiences. Whether it’s a thought leadership blog, an AI-optimized landing page, or the voice of an entire brand, Bull brings strategic clarity and creative heat.

PROVEN POST ENGAGEMENT

Bull delivers data driven, SEO rich posts that are incredibly sticky, drawing readers in with magnetic leads, pulling them deeper with transitional headlines, and keeping them on the page with writing that’s a genuine reward for their time.

EMOTIONAL SWAGGER

Great storytelling is about evoking an emotional response. If your copy doesn’t emote, it’s just laying there doing nothing and nobody wants that—least of all the people clicking away from your page. Bull builds just the right emotive energy from the bones up.

OPEN RATES THAT SELL

Pushing product is Bull’s jam. Ask [undisclosed] about moving e-ink tablets. Ask [undisclosed] about moving fountain pens. From product reviews, to service comparisons, to trend identifying white papers, Bull moves product as hard as he keeps eyeballs on the page.

A JOY TO WORK WITH 

Bull’s goal is always to reduce friction and communicate progress with a 3-step process:

  1. MAKE IT ABOUT THE THING IT’S ABOUT.
  2. DO THE JOB.

  3. REVISE AND REFINE.

TRUSTED BY

Magazines, Non-profits, Publishers, Content Agencies and that one client I've been with since 2017.

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MARK WHATNEY
MARK WHATNEYMARTIAN
Dude's the best copywriter on Mars. Want a potato? SCIENCE!
MARK WHATNEY
MARK WHATNEYMARTIAN
Have you had his meat pies? Extraordinary.
SWEENEY TODD
SWEENEY TODDBAKER
Chris is my go-to guy when I need a kick-ass presentation. He's able to stand in front of any sized group, deliver humorous and engaging talks on a myriad of subjects and I'm always asked to bring him back for another talk. Every. Single. Time. Hire this guy. Now.
JAMES TOME
JAMES TOMEOWNER
Chris is a warm, informative, and brilliantly funny public speaker. I was fortunate to have him speak to several publishing and author groups/organizations I'm involved with and was so pleased at his ability to combine helpful guidance for writers with humorous stories of his own experiences in publishing.
KIM BOOKLESS
KIM BOOKLESSEDITOR
Creative, capable, enthusiastic, energetic and generous, Chris Garlington is the perfect creative partner. He's a terrific writer and works beyond the call, presenting ideas, feedback and a much-needed slice of humor to help your projects succeed. His "Analog Attorney" column on our website AttorneyatWork.com quickly became a reader favorite, and his insights on the business and marketing side have helped the site grow
JOAN FELDMAN
JOAN FELDMANEDITOR IN CHIEF
Chris created a great looking and functional website for me - all with little input and time on my part. He was great at making design and creativity edits throughout the process.
JIM GALLAGHER
JIM GALLAGHERENVIRONMENTAL CONSULTANT
Christoper created and maintained a campaign web presence and ads for a political campaign. They were outstanding.
SIOBHAN MURPHY
SIOBHAN MURPHYATTORNEY
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DOING THE ROBOT

Bull is a competent A.I. wrangler, able to sacrifice weasels to the algorithm to gain its favor in ideation, research, and nuts-&-bolts copy. He is in league with ChatGPT, Surfer, and Perplexity and regularly invokes their bewildering presence. 

WHY BULL?

His writing and design have earned industry awards for excellence. He gets it. He shares your vision. He understands your mission. He plays nice with others. His gumbo is world-class.

ASK ME ABOUT MY COHORT

I am currently enrolled at the University of Oxford, reading for an Undergraduate Diploma in Creative Writing, which—trust me—is even more badass than it sounds. The quality of education delivered translates to a nearly scientific understanding of how narrative structure works, and how words can carry emotion…which is what branding is all about.

LITERALLY

Bull’s writing has appeared in: LowlifeLit, ThinSkin, Dissections, Hate Reads, The Oklahoman, SLAB, Bathhouse, The Memoirist, Savvy Traveler, The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature, and more.

AWARDS

Bull’s writing has earned the following awards: Humor Book of the Year (2017, 2013); John Barleycorn Double Platinum, John Barleycorn Platinum, ASCOT double gold, gold, PMA Gold, PMA Silver, PMA bronze, and more.

READY TO ADD A SEASONED CREATIVE TO YOUR TEAM?

Bull does it old school style. Call him on your telephonic device at:

(773) 480–0121

Email him here:

bullgarlington@gmail.com

Or, you can do the whole forms thing:

Let's Work Together.
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Freelance B2B copywriter for content marketing agencies. Specializing in professional services, legal, finance, healthcare, SaaS, and high-trust B2B industries.

  • White label thought leadership
  • Thoughtul A.I. implementation
  • Brilliant storytelling
  • Highly Credentialed
  • Experienced
  • Wildly Creative
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  • SEO driven copy