Suspicious Letter from the Hammered Clam

Dear Valued Patrons,

We hope this letter finds you well and enjoying your visits to the Hammered Clam raw bar. We wanted to take a moment to address a recent incident that has prompted us to introduce a new rule regarding attire.

We have always prided ourselves on providing a casual and relaxed atmosphere for our patrons to enjoy fresh seafood and drinks. However, we have recently had a situation where a patron was not fully clothed during their visit, which caused discomfort for other customers and staff.

As a result, we are introducing a new rule that states all patrons enjoying the raw bar must remain fully clothed during the entirety of their stay with us. We understand that the term “raw” may have different connotations, but we want to make it clear that this rule is in place for the comfort and respect of all our customers and staff.

Furthermore, we would like to clarify that the Hammered Clam does not offer an ocelot check, Mr. Creek. We understand that this may have been a misunderstanding, but we want to make it clear that we do not allow any pets or animals, except for service animals as permitted by law, inside our establishment.

We appreciate your understanding and cooperation with these new rules. We value your patronage and want to ensure that everyone has a pleasant experience at our raw bar.

Thank you for your continued support.

Sincerely,

The Management of the Hammered Clam Raw Bar

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