Dear Mr. Jeremiah Creek,
I am writing on behalf of my client, Mr. Childers Aloyicious “Big” Foot, to request that you immediately cease and desist from shining a bright light into his forest lair between the hours of 9:34 pm and 6:14 pm each Tuesday.
This activity is causing my client chronic discomfort and interfering with his ability to carry out his daily activities. As such, we ask that you immediately stop this behavior.
If you do not comply with this request, we will have no choice but to take legal action against you to ensure that this behavior stops. We hope that you will take this matter seriously and respond promptly to this letter.
Sincerely,
Lloyd Bynum Whitfield
Associate Counsel
Whitfield, Whitfield, and Crothers
Attorneys at Law